Earthbound immortal Ccapac Apu

litteraly the most powerful card in yu-gi-oh, bellow are 100% true facts about him:


 * he's the reason you can only play 3 of any one card in a deck, as if you had 4 of him in a deck you'd win instantly
 * he's based on the nazca lines
 * he's blue, dabody dabodie
 * is ribbed for your pleasure
 * none have ever passed his vibe check
 * Kalin played him, and he also played infernities, and infernites where really good, solely on his back
 * Randy Pitchford's a cuck, has fuckall to do with him, just thought i'd remind you.
 * he's won a gen 6 pokemon tournament
 * never skips leg day
 * is pronounced "coco-packa-poo", anyone who says it's pronounced "caca-pac-apu" is wrong and should be killed imedietly.
 * not even j.k. rowling could turn him gay
 * listens to ska
 * isn't banned or limited because konami fears him