The time the feds sent a mean letter to mlk jr.

once again proving that the feds have the combined iq of half a potato

once upon a time their was this guy named martin Luthor King Jr. who had a radical idea: black people should have actual rights! Crazy i know. Well the feds couldn't have that sort of nonsense so they came up with a cunning plan: they'd send him a mean letter telling him he's a lamer, that would surely stop all this civil rights malarkey!

Yes. they actually tried this

i think i have a theory as to why they didn't do so hot in 'nam.

To your no doubt considerable shock this didn't work, and black people got rights.

This is right up their with the time they sent exploding cigars to Fidel Castro (again, i'm not memeing you)

the letter itself, recorded for historical sake
i had to retype all of this fuck you.

 KING, 

In view of your low grade, abnormal personal behavoirsic I will not dignify your name with either a Mr. or a Reverend1 or a Dr.2 And, your last name calls to mind only the type of King such as King Henry the VIII and his countless acts of adultery and immoral conduct lower than that of a beast3

King, look into your heart. You know you are a complete fraud and a great4 liability to all of us Negroes5. White people in this country have enough frauds of their own but I emsic,6 sure they don't have one at this time that is any wheresic near your equal. You are no clergyman and you know it. I repeat you are a colossal fraud and an evil, vicious one at that. You could not believe in God and act as you do. Clearly you don't believe in any moral principles.7

King, like all frauds your end is approaching.8 You could have been our greatest leader.7 You, even at an early age have turned out to be not a leader but a dissolute, abnormal moral imbecile. We will now have to depend on our older leaders like Wilkins9 a man of character and thank God we have others like him. But you are done.sic Your "honorary" degrees, your Nobel Prize (what a grim farce)7 and you other awards will not save you. King, i repeat you are done.

No person can overcome facts, not even a fraud like yourself.7 Lend your sexually psychotic ear10 to the enclosure. Yousic, 4 will find yourself and in all your dirt, filth, evil and moronic talk exposed on the record for all time. I repeat - no person can argue successfully against facts. You are finished. You will find on the record for all time your filthy, dirty, evil companions,11 male and female giving expressions with you to your hideous abnormalities. And some of them to be ministers of the Gospel. Satan could not do more.12 What incredible evilness. It is all their on the record, your sexual orgies. Listen to yourself you filthy, abnormal animal. You are on the record. You have been on the record - all your adulterous acts, your sexual orgies extending far into the past. This one is but a tiny sample.13 You will understand this. Yes, from your various evil playmates4 on the east coast to                                               14  and others on the west coast and outside the country you are on the record. King you are done.

The American public, the church organizations that have been helping - Pro s testant,sic,15 Catholics and Jews16 will know you for what you are - an evil, abnormal beast. So will others who have backed you. You are done.

King, their is only one thing left for you to do. You know what it is. You have just 3417 days in which to do (this exact number has been selected for a specific reason, it has definite practical significant.sic, 18 You are done. their is but one way out for you. You better take it before your filthy, fraudulent4 self is bared to the nation.

annontations

 * 1) he was indeed a minister, and founded the S.C.L.C.
 * 2) again, he did indeed earn a doctorate
 * 3) Henry wasn't adulterous, so this might be the puritans still being asshurt at him
 * 4) their are smudges of ink here, noted for authenticity's sake
 * 5) shockingly, the fbi had no black agents at this time, i know, they're such good actors
 * 6) i am not sure if the misspelling here is an honest mistake, or if it is them attempting to be "credible"
 * 7) this is what we call "dramatic irony"
 * 8) despite the threatening tone of this, they never tried to assassinate king, the person who did kill him had no ties to the spooks
 * 9) presumably Roy Wilkens, seeing as he too wanted equal rights, i'm not sure why they singled him out
 * 10) that's a great band name
 * 11) considering the tone of the rest of this letter, i'm not sure why they didn't just use "whore", "concubine" or "fuck buddies" here
 * 12) this shows us that their are no mirrors in the pentagon
 * 13) yeah, shockingly everything they say here is total bull
 * 14) the king family and news outlets censored the name of the persons? Mentioned here.
 * 15) again, the misspelling and strikethrough are from the letter
 * 16) they didn't mention Muslims, so i guess they knew malcom wouldn't care
 * 17) the number here is hand written
 * 18) first of all yes, they forgot the close bracket in the letter, second of all i have no idea why they picked that number, due to the wait time involved with sending a letter even if i could find the date it was received theirs no gerenty i could see if the date had any significance