The 1968 revolt

the dumbest fucking thing, and the best argument aganced causality

grab a beer, this is gonna suck

Act 1: better red than red
once upon a time their where a group of collage students who read the communist manifesto, now unlike every other liberal arts jackass who read marx's drunken ramblings, they recognized that the factory workers and farmers where the ones who most benefited from this, not them, and so they went to those factory workers, and again, unlike most times, they weren't condescending and they formed a plan.

Act 2: walk this way
so the plan was simple: they'd protest the government with a walkout, and in full defiance of logic everyone actually went through with it, so armed with nothing but some barricades that looked like a middle schooler's production of les mis, they spooked the president De Gaul so hard that he left the fucking country i shit you not.

Act 3: nani un fuck
so everythings gone so according to plan that marx didn't even bother writing what to do in this situation, as it was too idealistic, the president was out of the country and they were free to do as they wish. After a few months (yes months) of that de Gaul came back and had another election, that he won, with an even greater majority than he did before

everyone agreed that this wasn't the least bit suspicious and they all went back to their jobs/schools

yes this all happened

the fuck.