Electabuzz

a throwaway pokemon from the first generation, the not pickachu that looks like an alien fucked an orangutan and then their kid fucked the spawn of a zebra and a racist Asian caricature, despite it having pecs for days it's not a fighting type just pure electric. Magmar's eternal rival as they both got baby forms and evolutions at the same time, but in reality because no one else can tolerate their existence, honestly this thing is like an ojama of pokemon.

biology
why dose it have those fucking antennas? Is it to scare off predators? Seriously the fuck is with them?

appirences
no one uses this thing, your more likely to find a unicorn irl than one of these

trivia

 * if you decapitate it, the head will float around


 * the body will turn into a werewolf
 * Randy's still a cuck

Francais
est-ce-que tu sait que je peux parllais francais? C'est vrait! J'etais dans francais lauge immirtion pendant treize ans et austi de tabernaque je n'a pas les gaspiait.

beains that can cleanse your sins

 * apu
 * schnoz

reminder
conpeditive pokemon is a joke, everyone who plays it are cucks