J. K. Rowling

a writer who wrote a half way decent book series, realized shed never make anything better than it, that she peaked in like her 20's, and that all the fans of said books where unbelievable cockmongers. She promptly went fucking bananas and started retconning her characters ethnicities and sexuality and adding a bunch of stupid lore (i.e. LOL THEY SHIT IN PANTS AND THEN MAKE POOP GO BUY). She currently shitposts on twitter, proving that if you have a twitter account, you're a big dum.

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!!!
Using the principle about monkeys and typewriters she finally said something not completely moronic, well i say that, but it's in reality some some dumbass trains discourse and reason 70065198 why the left wing of american politics is fucking eating it'self.

this wasn't breaking news, i lied to you. I'm sorry.