Osmosis Jones

The hero we need, but not the one we deserve whenever the media hypes up the lattest random mutation of the common cold as one of the horsemen of the apocalypse, we make it into a some fucking chick, and then our boy ozzy moves into action: fucking the shit out of it and saving the day

He is accompanied by his best bud and wingman Drix,

abilities
can stretch himself, to sute his mood, inflate himself, just like a balloon, and he has a gun, if he shoots ya, nothing will happen since he's one of your cells.

wait, you have a man in you?
isn't that kinda gay?

motherfuck
hey bolding a heading dosn't change anything, that's wierd.